Random Carson Sayings/Doings

"Daddy got black" .... Carson's response to the ashes on Andrew's forehead on Ash Wednesday.

Carson found two of Andrew's insulin pens and two bottles of medicine and started playing the drums.

He saw two bucks fighting on TV and said the deer were wrestling.

The thought the gobbler (male turkey) in full strut was a chicken.

He ran into the couch and the "couch hurt me" so we put the couch in time out.  After the buzzer went off, we hugged the couch and reinforced that it's not nice to hurt people. 

For the record, Carson LOVES when other people have to go to time out.  Wannie went in time out for hitting Andrew (i.e. a little slap on the back in jest).  He will call anyone out if he thinks they hit someone.  At least he's learning that hitting isn't okay.... it's hard to explain to a 2 year old what a love pat is.

We told Carson that Shooter liked to have his booty scratched (i.e. on the end of his back right above the tail).... well... when we told him to scratch Shooter, he pretty much went straight for the booty hole.  GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.  We had to wash his hands REALLY good.  YUCK!!!

He tried to feed Rahul (one of his Cars cars) pancakes.

Always asks what things are even when he knows the answer.  I think he just likes me to say "you know what that is" just so he can tell me and then hear me tell him good job.  Silly boy.

"Fix ick" is "fix it"

Carson kept talking about a "monnie moo moo" for the longest time in the bath tub. We have FINALLY figured out what it is.... the water wheel on his Thomas toy. WTH? Where'd he get that??